by Anonymous

Chocolate, the sweet, savoury dessert you could not always say no to. What others are so fond of, yet limit their intake. It’s not always healthy, yet not entirely perilous. Women, in particular, likes chocolates due to the innate thirst for pleasure that can be derived by consuming sweets.

Don’t you think it is funny how we can associate the benefits and/or dangers of the notorious aphrodisiac with guys? And as a fan of life’s irony, why don’t we relate men (men of CEO, that is) according to what it is that they usually give after some petty bickering; throughout their short flirts; and during their ligaw escapades

Caramel

Hmmm...My favourite. Just like my A--------------. It has the liquefied intensity of sugar, rich in every bite that will stay in your mouth. The sticky, gooey feeling will linger for some time even after drinking some water. The reasons that i have for liking it are the same reasons why i stay away from it. The flavour is sometimes more than I could take...

Milk

J--------------, your ticket pass to the organization’s acceptance. He, being the friendliest of all certainly won’t isolate you as a newbie. He’s like a milk Chocolate, familiar and tasty. Nonetheless, like the many milk chocolates commercially available, you’ll see that nothing interesting will keep you hooked on it. It’s too pla

in, too casual and at times even boring.

Chocnut

Is this even a chocolate? I guess not. Yet, one could not deny the fact that this is the instant, temporary solution to the chocolate yearning one has. But does it really satisfy a true chocoholic’s craving? No. It doesn’t It’s exactly what you’ll think about M-------------- – a proud disillusioned momentary fling that you know could never compensate for the real thing.

Kisses

The flirty Chocolate name can only be compared to the flirtiest resident executive that there is. Yup, you guessed it right; it’s our hunky jock, P--------------. Maybe, the Hershey’s company created the infamous name with guys like him in mind. And though i like the chocolate (and at some points, the brod), for some reasons, I don’t think I want other people coveting what it is that i have. So, for this treat, I think I’m gonna pass.

Dark Chocolate

Are you more of a health geek? Then you would like the bittersweet dark chocolate because it contains anti oxidants that eliminate free radicals, and other harmful substances that intensifies the risk of heart ailments. Reportedly, it contains the highest level of other nutritionally approved stuff making it anticarcinogenic, antidiarrhoeal, cough preventor, plus it is an energy and brain stimulator.

You might also wanna try G--------------, he too is a geek.

Toblerone

I really don’t like Nougats; they are so tough, nutty and chewy that they hurt my Jaw. But the total package of the toblerone chocolate makes me desire for more. It’s so much like R--------------. He’s irritatingly hard to gauge and be with at first, but once you get the hang of it, you’ll long for more.

Ferrero Rocher

My hesitant first bite with a Ferrero Rocher is like my initial impressions of T--------------; it’s all a facade. To my surprise and satisfaction, i was proven wrong. The affluent, creamy layers of the luxurious addictive sweet are simply scrumptious. It feels like an adventure guessing what else it might contain. As for the guy, well he’s an eye candy, but we certainly are expecting more.

The thing with Chocolates is that you can’t be too sure of what it really is. You can scrutinize and stare at it all day with its inviting disguise packaged in different shapes and sizes and still be unaware of what it is that they’re really made of. They can look mouth-watering and yummy, but the truth is, they are bitter and fusty, kind of the same with boys.

The simplest solution in finding which one is right is by taking a bite.

So, go ahead.

Indulge Yourself.

Satiate your hunger, with the sweet treats CEO can offer.

-guess who???-